FUQ

FUQ

Frequently Uttered Questions

a sarcastic guide to the paranormal

(seriously funny)

 

 

Q. How do you know if a place is haunted ?A. I hate to be the bad messenger but guess what people… the world is flippin haunted !!! You can and will find paranormal activity wherever you look so be careful what you look for. Most ghosts do not have boundaries sheesh.

Q. Does ghost hunter mean devil worshipper? A. Sometimes ghost hunter does mean devil worshipper. I have run across a few Angels while investigating however the term Angel Hunter has bad mojo. So in fact there are many people who may as well worship the devil because of their judgmental attitudes and there are also many bad energy paranormal investigators. An Affliction shirt is a dead giveaway for BAD ghost hunter . Ed Hardy shirts means GOOD ghost hunter.

Q. Do Paranormal Investigators believe in God? A. As much as anyone  but perhaps more in spiritual energy than one specific deity.Blanket questions deserve blanket answers (smirk)

Q. Is it better to investigate at night? A. NO it does not matter unless you want the night vision effect for spooky deer in the headlights ambiance. If you are completely vain you can take off ten years and ten pounds in night vision. Stayed tuned for my infrared makeup tips.

Q.I can’t afford all the expensive equipment I see on TV what can I use to investigate without spending a fortune? A. Okay, begin with a digital recorder they start at about fifteen bucks cheap right ? It will  be the batteries that send you into bankruptcy so for your first few investigations just keep saying the spirits drained your batteries this also relieves you of the pressure of actually having to playback when called upon. Double benefit 🙂

Thank you Paul Hill for playing , you made  PPicker very Happy

Paul’s website is here everyone have a look

http://lightinthedarkparanormal.wordpress.com

Q. There are millions upon millions of ghosts, representing almost all of those who have died tragically at the hands of their fellow men. How many ghost hunters are there? A. At last count, there is at least one ghost hunter for every ghost. Even playing field. PH- Light in the Dark Paranormal

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2 Replies to “FUQ”

  1. Q. There are millions upon millions of ghosts, representing almost all of those who have died tragically at the hands of their fellow men. How many ghost hunters are there?

    A. At last count, there is at least one ghost hunter for every ghost. Even playing field.

    PH- Light in the Dark Parnanormal

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